Signs of Spring. Do they really go out every night and move the potholes around or is that an urban myth?

The Ministry of Environment and the Ministry of Forests and Range are paying to have wild horses shot and rounding them up to be sent to slaughterhouses.

Why? The horses are annoying the ranchers. The ranchers are concerned about loss of forage.

And the dead horses are being used as bait to lure wolves.

Why? So they can shoot the wolves.

Is there any end to the stupidity and cruelty of this government.

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BCliberals

In a sound bite tonight on CBC local news David Hahn said “don’t want or need any  government interference. ”

Hello dead brain the ferry from the mainland to Vancouver Island is part of Highway 1. Highway 1, you may have heard of it, it is also called the TRANS CANADA HIGHWAY.

David Hahn you are a highway overseer. It used to be the department of transport, but some MORON (rhymes with Gordon) is paying you $1,034,680 a year in salary and benefits to do what exactly? look at  highway.

Send us some pictures. Us normal citizens who are paying your salary can’t afford the ferry fare.

Fortunately we won’t be seeing Mr. Hahn on the breadlines in Vancouver when he resigns because he will get an additional $1,286,880 as a golden parachute.

One less mouth to feed.

All fair in politics- the jerks who put him in his job are now turning against him. Hansen wants Translink to be accountable for their spending. Hahahahahahahahn.

Hansen knows very well where the money is spent, he’s got a scapegoat for a mere $1,286,880. and I’m sure that isn’t the half of Hahn’s renumeration.

So the next increase in transit fares, is 12% HST. The BC liberals have a mission to screw the taxpayers and more recently the bag lickers that they are paying hush money to.

Email dhahn@translink.com

Say anything you want the  emails are going to be erased anyway.

I think it’s unanimous folks, the SFB award for 2nd prize in the Stupidest Driver in Vancouver Award goes to…..

The woman on the cell phone in the silver Hyundai van who didn’t notice the flashing police car lights, the 30k limit in the school zone, dozens of little kids getting out of school and that I had slowed down in front of her. Way to go dozer brain, you are officially too stupid to walk and chew gum, let alone drive any kind of motorized vehicle.

First prize goes to the bozo getting breathalysed in a school zone at 3 pm on a weekday. Long lunch buddy?

Enjoy your stay in the Queen’s hotel.

How in God’s name do these idiots get driver’s licences?

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Some people have a lot of nerve. I read some criticism about the Can-West/Global news network and I just can’t believe it.

The morning news on Global is brilliant. You can tell they are nice people because they have good hair and lovely teeth. I slept in a bit today (shift work) but luckily I caught the last hour of the show. When I tuned in that nice doctor was saying one of these days there will be a cure for something eventually. See what I mean, only a nasty person would criticize a doctor for God’s sake.

And the Red Bull award goes to a team of wonderful people who are raising money for charity, because when they jumped off a pier they flew, really flew for a couple of seconds. They want to teach surfing to the under privileged.

I was really interested in the travel lady, she extolled Whistler and Needle lake. I need this news, I’m planning a golf trip in the Okanagan, or Vancouver Island or Whistler. It was important for her to let us know that even though the highway is extremely dangerous and often impassable you can still have fun at Whistler. After about 28 minutes, the HEADLINE. Is the real estate bubble over? What real estate bubble. I stole the place I’m living in. I have two and a half inch walls with a 1/8 ” stucco exterior, on a plywood foundation and it was a bargain $1,500,000.00. I wish the neighbours would close their windows I could hardly hear Lynn and Steve.

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I checked out Technorati tonight, very briefly to see the upcoming posts. Now that I’m 10 millionth I have to make sure nobody is going to sneak up on me. I glanced at a couple of posts very briefly and there was a thread about being organized. Somebody wrote that they were proud that their sock drawer is organized. I thought I was tedious in my long winded boring posts about death defying adventure and life saving miracles, but I realize now I should spend more time on my sock drawer. Sometimes I wonder what is lurking in there. I get dressed in the dark very often, so I have to stick my hand in my sock drawer to get socks…. in the dark. One of these day I’m going to find my income tax return in there, for 1999. I’ll put find out what is in sock drawer on my to do list soon. In the meantime, down on the ranch, I think I’ll spend all week end bar bqing. Now that I can get my head around. Look at the trees and the blue sky and eat like a pig. A hungry pig. Sounds like a plan. After I mow the lawn which is now up above my knees. If I don’t have a heart attack I will barbq and eat like…but I worked all week and did OT today so, piss on the lawn. Who cares if my neighbours complain. Wait till they meet my friends they will think we’re God’s gift to humanity. I really miss my friend Pete, he drove his Sportster into my kitchen once. I wonder where he is now. I hope he isn’t sorting socks all weekend.

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