The SFB Awards

spiral_1I think it’s unanimous folks, the SFB award for 2nd prize in the Stupidest Driver in Vancouver Award goes to…..

The woman on the cell phone in the silver Hyundai van who didn’t notice the flashing police car lights, the 30k limit in the school zone, dozens of little kids getting out of school and that I had slowed down in front of her. Way to go dozer brain, you are officially too stupid to walk and chew gum, let alone drive any kind of motorized vehicle.

First prize goes to the bozo getting breathalysed in a school zone at 3 pm on a weekday. Long lunch buddy?

Enjoy your stay in the Queen’s hotel.

How in God’s name do these idiots get driver’s licences?

photo: kevinrosseel@morguefile.com

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